Sunday, October 18, 2009

Been a while since I updated

I honestly don't know what to do...

At this moment right now my school piles up on me like I'm about to fall over...lots of my favorite manga/anime is totally going down the drain.

Himaruya said the upcoming Shotalia's gonna be on the Thirty Years War. Boy, I could have used that strip a long time ago...

Too late. Now I risk failing.

I think my friends are also getting kinda reclusive, especially when I'm not talking to them face-to-face. It's really very sad. I wish I could webcam, but they might not even answer me. I also have a tendency to be the most annoying and all "hey hey hey hey let's talk now now now" whenever it turns out said friend is going through a hard time.

I'm such a failure, right?

I can't see where I'm going anymore.

I need serious help.

Or I'll fall down the drain.

Right now I'm on Axis Powers Hetalia. It's a very, very funny webcomic, but...but it kinda makes me sad. The political relations we have. And how totally pathetic my own country can be.

By "my own country" I mean both America and Korea.

Especially Korea. The fact they banned Hetalia just proves that they have too much damn pride. They can't stand any blows to their ego...even though the Photoshopping and insults came from Korea itself (the strip was made to insult Japan not Korea...) And all of the countries are mocked, too. Italy especially. And reception for APH is great in Italy!

...And some of the stuff Himaruya said is true, for instance Korea does claim to have invented a lot of stuff it hasn't...Like sushi. Seriously. Sushi.


If I go to a Korean karaoke place, it will have Haruhi songs. It will even have Dondake Fanfare from Lucky*Star. But it will never, ever have the Oishii*Tomato no Uta or Maru Kaite Chikyuu. All because of stupid pride issues.

I'm sorry, I'm just in a...bleh mood right now...

...I need help. I wanna talk to someone, I just...ugh.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Some stuff about K-ON!

So, finally, after seeing pretty much Akai's millionth rant about K-ON! (she's been doing this to me outside devART, too) along with Chrys's insistence, I finally caved and started into K-ON!.

However, I refuse to watch the anime or hear the character songs until I finish the manga, so it miiiiight take a while. Might.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Bouken Desho Desho?...DUET? O.o

Well, Aya's easy to hear in this one, Kageyama sings *really softly* in the video, you just have to get used to all her harmonies.

But I wish she'd have that voice all the time. It's totally free of forced vibrato or off-keyness. She had a really good voice there...:'-(

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Haircuts and braces

Firstly, I got a haircut. It's not short, but it's not long either. Sorta long-ish. I can no longer tie a dignified ponytail, much less an Aster-ponytail, which is disappointing...Imagine if you were, Haruhi doesn't like her ponytail...okay, how about Kyon...well, Kyon can't wear a ponytail...okay, imagine you were Kyonko...

Okay, I'm taking this a bit far.

Anyway, I also got braces today, which is sorta weird given that it's a bit late for me to get braces now. I should have gotten them way back in middle school...but oh well.

Friday, July 10, 2009

What will happen...

Okay, so I'm not going to act all Emerson on you, and I'm most definitely not going to publish a book on this. But I decided to write something on:

What will happen in Haruhi novel 10?

I only have a few clues. But I'm gonna try my best. Percentages are counted by approximate facts given in the other novels, as well as probability rules based on whether certain events take place or not. Yes, I'm using a calculator.

1. Haruhi will find out her identity and/or the identities of the others in her group.
It might happen, it might. It all depends on how things turn out, what with Yuki's illness, etc. etc.
But the novel is called The Astonishment of Suzumiya Haruhi (涼宮ハルヒの驚愕, Suzumiya Haruhi no Kyogaku), and so Haruhi certainly has to be astonished about something. It's the last novel in the group, and so if Haruhi's ever gonna find out, it has to be now.
Chances of happening: 75%

2. Kyon will tell Haruhi that he is John Smith.
This is especially likely if #1 happens. Given the way Yuki's illness is, this might be the "desperate situation" that is going to happen. Besides, Tanigawa-sensei had to give Kyon the option of having a "trump card" for some reason besides YukiKyon implications.
Chances of happening: 72.5%

3. We will see Itsuki's "true nature".
Quite likely if #1 happens, very unlikely if it doesn't (because he'll have no reason to act normal in that case).
Chances of happening: 58.75%

4. We will see a slider.
Given how the plot split into "alpha" and "beta" in novel 9, it's probably going to happen, but then again, it might not. We really don't know...However, if there IS a slider, it's probably going to be the girl on the phone and/or the girl who was really interested in the SOS Brigade during Haruhi's "examination"...
Chances of happening: 50%

5, Haruhi will be victorious.
It's called the Suzumiya Haruhi series. Not the Sasaki series...
However, if Haruhi finds out her identity, it's possible she may make the choice to bequeath her own powers to Sasaki, so you never know.
Chances of happening: 65%

6. Sasaki will be victorious.

Logically, Sasaki should get Haruhi's powers; it's just that Kyon (and fan-Haruhiists) will have bias towards Haruhi just because they knew her first. But like I said, Haruhi might give up her powers to Sasaki willingly.
Chances of happening: 35%

7. Kyon will become an esper.

Just something I thought of on a whim by reading novel 7. It's a joke, a joke. I'm sure Kyon was being right when he said he didn't want to take up Itsuki's offer, so yeah.
Chances of happening: 5%

8. Mikuru will have to return to the future.
The chance increases if Haruhi finds out her identity. However, then again, she still hasn't solved the time-plane case...but then maybe they'll find the answer? I dunno.
Chances of happening: 55%

9. By the time the novel ends, the SOS Brigade will continue to have an "exciting" life, with no real conclusion.
This is in Tanigawa-sensei's style. Besides, even if Haruhi does give up her powers...well, she's still Haruhi. Even if she has found an alien, time traveler, esper, John Smith, and (possibly) a slider..
Chances of happening: 75%

10. Haruhi and Kyon will get together.
Low. Even if Haruhi finds out that Kyon is John Smith, that doesn't mean she loves him. Kyon has said she doesn't love Haruhi, and he doesn't seem the type to go in denial. Besides, Haruhi's discovery that Kyon is John Smith may even lead to her realizing that him being that way was the only reason she "chose" him (fangirlish, I know, but it's still logical)...
Chances of happening: 25%

11. Haruhi and Itsuki will get together.

Also low, but higher than HaruKyon. Given the Disappearance arc, especially if Itsuki reveals his true side, he may end up with feelings for Haruhi. But again, this is fangirlism.
Chances of happening: 27.625%

12. Kyon and Yuki will get together.
Likelier than ItsuHaru, but still low. Chance increases if Haruhi finds out John Smith's identity and realizes why she liked him in the first place...But there's a problem of interbreeding...But it was HINTED...argh...
Chances of happening: 43.75%

13. Kyon and Itsuki will get together.
It's fangirlism, and Kyon said he was a normal heterosexual male...
Chances of happening: 0.000000000001%

14. Haruhi and (insert female) will get together.
I'm not even gonna bother...
Chances of happening: 0.000000000001%

15. Yuki's illness is caused by something a little more than the Snow Mountain incident.
To be honest, I dunno. This could have been Suou Kuyoh's only way to communicate with her.
Chances of happening: 50%

16. Yuki will receive character development and become more "human-like" in personality.
Yuki is Tanigawa-sensei's favorite character. Plus, he did say she had potential for development...And not only that, but her illness gives her more excuse to develop!
Chances of happening: 95%

17. There won't even be a tenth novel.
Tanigawa-sensei loves this series too much, all the fans would be too outraged, it would be a waste of money booking that ISBN number (which, by the way, is 978-4-04-429210-8), and they wouldn't have wasted their time actually staying alive and informing us every year that it would be POSTPONED, not canceled.
Chances of happening: 25%

All percentages are numerically calculated and are not influenced at all by any fangirlish tendencies I may have. The blurbs, however, are just my personal opinion. A certain percentage does not necessarily mean something will or will not happen, so if something with a really high percentage comes up and it doesn't come true, don't come flaming me.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Wha? Saikyou Pare Parade translation?

Courtesy of SuperNekoCat on YouTube. This took forever to write. It's also one of the most difficult things to find on the 'net. I made a few edits to make it flow better.

Now presenting...Saikyou Pare Parade in English and romaji. This is for you, Akai.

imaya saikyou pare parade
tsumari saikou HAPI HAPPII
minna zenshin pare parade
tsumari koushin HAPI HAPPII

Now the strongest pare-parade
That's to say, the highest 'Happy Happy
Everyone move forward, pare-parade
Or, go marching, Happy Happy!

mirai uchuu touzen yo!

Future? Space? Absolutely!

nanimo kamoga futsuu nara
watashi tachi ga atsumaruhi tsuzensei
dai na shine

If everything is normal
There'd be no reason for us to gather
Who would have thought?

dare mo kare mo kizukanai
fushigi himitsu atsumetera
ijigensae kouen na no yo

The mystery and secret that no one
Will notice if we bring them togethe
Even different dimesnions will be our garden

SOMEDAY kanae taito
ONE DAY negatta nara
sore wa jitsu ni subarashiku omoi toori BURABOO

If you want your dream to come true someday
If you wish one day, that will be truly wonderful,
And things will go as planned, bravo!

ashita mo kyou mo wakannai
dakara omoshiroi wa
itsudemo omitooshi nante taikutsu yo
doushite ochikonderu no
bouken tarinain ja nai
atsumarou yabou ni michi ta SUTOORII

We don't know about today or tomorrow
That's why it's so interesting
It'd be boring if we always knew all of it
Why are you depressed?
Are you short of adventure?
Let's team up - a story full of amibtion!

imaya saikyou pare parade
tsumari saikou HAPI HAPPII
minna kyouran pare parade
monku aruno touzen yo

Now the strongest pare-parade
That's to say, the highest 'Happy Happy'
Everyone's in a frenzy, pare-parade
Any complaints? That's perfectly natural!

futsuu bonjin matane!

Ordinary men, regular people? Bye!

hitori hitori chigaukara
watashi tachi ni kakawari naku nakutemo iinjanai

Everyone's different, so
If you don't feel like getting involved with us, it doesn't matter

osoru osoru chikazuite
makikomare tanantene
gokarakouki kyakkasuru wa yo

Even if you fearfully approach
And get involved in it
We don't accept any complaints afterwards

SOMETHING tokubetsu ni wa kitto ryuuga aru no nara
sore wo sagurimashou yowaki shiraji no CHARENJU

If something special has any possible reason
Let us discover it, a challenge without any timidity!

Live A Live!
jinsei nante ooini kaerareru wa
souyo mukigane 90 (kyuuyuu) do maware bachigaushi

Live A Live!
A life can be greatly changed
That's right, even if you make a 90-degree turn, things look different

nande kangae sugite
yuuutsu kakaechau no sa yameyouyo
kibou wa motto KUREIJII

Why do you think too much
And suffer from melancholy? Don't do it!
A hope should be more crazy

yume wa daitan GURE GUREEDO
tamane mousou yaba yabai

minna tensai hare hareito

Having a bold dream, gre-great
Sometimes having daydreams is not safe...
Everyone's a genius, hale-halate (?)

odori kimete mou ikkai!

Finish the dance; one more time!

POOZU kore yo!

This is the pose!

SOMEDAY mune no naka de
ONE DAY chikatte mite

sore ga jitsuni subarashiku
omoi toori BURABOO!

Someday, in your heart
One day, vow to yourself
That will be truly amazing
And things will go as planned, bravo!



ashita mo kyou mo wakannai

dakara omoshiroi wa
itsudemo omitooshi nante taikutsu yo

We don't know about today or tomorrow
That's why it's so interesting
It'd be boring if we always knew about all of it

Live A Live!

jinsei nante ooini kaeraneru no yo atsumarou
yabou ni michita SUTOORII

Live A Live!
A life can be greatly changed, let's team up!
A story fulled of ambition!

imaya saikyou pare parade
tsumari saikou HAPI HAPPII
minna kyouran pare parade

Now the strongest pare-parade
That's to say, the highest 'Happy Happy'
Everyone's in a frenzy, pare-parade

monku aruno touzen yo!

Any complaints? That's perfectly natural!

yume wa daitan GURE GUREEDO
tamane mousou yaba yabai

minna tensai hare hareito

Having a bold dream, gre-great
Sometimes having daydreams is not safe...
Everyone's a genius, hale-halate (?)

odori kimete mou ikkai!

Finish the dance; one more time!

Saturday, July 4, 2009



This is all chocoemo's idea.

None of this is actually biological. It's all hypothetical...but whatever...

Insane crazy housemates: Akai-Kurenai, chrystalclear
Uncle: Lord Pata
Aunt: CherrygirlUK (no relation to the former)
Strange bunny under my bed: Hedgi
Imouto/little sister: Catching Rain
Onee/older sister: SugarSpiral
The box that drops in occasionally to say hi: emotionless-robot
Conspiracy theorist on TV: Sonfaro
Neighbor: Potgenie
Bartender: Lady Lilane
Landlord: Jaeda star
Private snoop: Expired in Goreville
The one behind my refrigerator: smile-in-ur-sleep
Alter ego: AsterOfTheMoon
Anti-Cliché and Mary-Sue Elimination Society members: See the Society Archive.

The people around me
The Haruhi Fangirls: Akai-Kurenai, PrincessJaded, myself
The Otakus: chrystalclear, myself, Akai-Kurenai
The Numbnuts (bet you can't guess the anime reference): SugarSpiral, emotionless-robot, nina-neko
The Three Caballera-Fangirls: PrincessJaded, Potgenie, SugarSpiral